Just an old fashioned loved song...by a complete psychopath.
Scientists put a tiny camera in the womb to see what a fetus does all day.
Higher and higher and higher...
It has its mom's eyes and its dad's...tentacles???
It's a brutal world out there.
Life can turn you into one...and so can a witch.
What were the dinosaurs really like?
Today I went to the bus stop. It was exciting as Hell.
Santa MUST be stopped!
Who's keeping score anyway?
Todays forecast: Cloudy with a chance of senseless murder.
I want to suck your blood?
The day my hands sell out.
There's more fish in the sea...it's shame so many of them are douche-bags.
My girlfriend is real...I swear.